HELP!!!

We have Crooks in the store!!! Who knows how long they'll be here or what they want but they mean business! Aside from hyperbole and gratuitous use of exclamation, all that I've said is true. We should have everything priced and out by tomorrow, so if you want to be down with the filthiest of the rich and most robbing of the barons then come down to the store and schedule yourself for a fitting.